Aqualung Touring Personnel (UK)
March 2004

Aqualung pyschometric questionnaire

Please answer truthfully.

NAME: Matthew Herod Hales

ACTUAL SIZE: 6 feet up, 1 foot across

INSTRUMENT: I am the instrument. My player - the world...

ATTITUDE: Pathetic

MUSICAL HERO(ES) (NO MORE THAN THREE):

Mike Batt

PREFERRED STYLE: Womble-esque (or) True-style

BUNK LOCATION: Back right, opposite stairs

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR TEA: Milk no sugar quite strong

FATAL WEAKNESS: Can't tell right from wrong

COMMENTS: "I can't do my woik"

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NONE TAKEN

Aqualung pyschometric questionnaire

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NAME: Jim Copperthwaite

ACTUAL SIZE: 5'10"

INSTRUMENT: Keys, Glock, Pig-nosed psaltery, Percussion

ATTITUDE: Lax becoming torpid

MUSICAL HERO(ES) (NO MORE THAN THREE):

Uncle Bulgaria
Gentle Giant (and the Canterbury scene)
Fingermouse

PREFERRED STYLE: Beggars can't be choosers

BUNK LOCATION: Below hatch, opposite Dave 'The Cough' Price

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR TEA: Thirsty

FATAL WEAKNESS: Being alive

COMMENTS: Am I getting extra for this?

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PASSED, BUT SEE ME (6/10)

Aqualung pyschometric questionnaire

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NAME: Alonza Bevan

ACTUAL SIZE: Tall-ish

INSTRUMENT: Bass

ATTITUDE: None

MUSICAL HERO(ES) (NO MORE THAN THREE):

Err

PREFERRED STYLE: Yes

BUNK LOCATION: Lower, rear, right

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR TEA: Frequently

FATAL WEAKNESS: Tea

COMMENTS: Tea

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Aqualung pyschometric questionnaire

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NAME: Ben Hales

ACTUAL SIZE: Don't know

INSTRUMENT: Guitar

ATTITUDE: Can-do; go-getting; gratingly-enthusiastic

MUSICAL HERO(ES) (NO MORE THAN THREE):

Davis Bowie
George Harrington
Ron Davies

PREFERRED STYLE: I like to use my fingers. Sometimes I like it a bit dirty. Soft and trembly building to hard and fast. I like them to have a curvaceous body and a long neck. And six little ears.

BUNK LOCATION: First left at top of the stairs, above 'Windy' Dave Price

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR TEA: Milk no sugar. Three cups per day.

FATAL WEAKNESS: I can't remember if it was my overconfidence or my faith in my friends.

COMMENTS: It is rude to text your friends during a gig.

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HE IS NOT ARROGANT. HE IS THE BEST.

Aqualung pyschometric questionnaire

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NAME: David William Price

ACTUAL SIZE: 5'7"

INSTRUMENT: Percussion

ATTITUDE: Special

MUSICAL HERO(ES) (NO MORE THAN THREE):

Hermeto Pascoal
John Bonham
Olivier Messian

PREFERRED STYLE: Spectral

BUNK LOCATION: Left at top of stairs, below Ben's

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR TEA: Frequently and strong enough to taste it

FATAL WEAKNESS: Zapiekanki

COMMENTS: Drumming is good for you

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SMILING AT STRANGERS DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE MAD

Also involved:

Dom Smith
He do lights

Tony Perretta
He do sound for your ears

Paul Fells
He da tour manager. He do da wakey-wakey

Jai Chihau
He do sound for our ears

John Ashton
He make the instruments make sound

Carmine Perretta
He sell you dem t shirts