Tour diary
Ben Hales is on tour with Aqualung. He has a digital camera and time on his hands. These are his stories. The most recent entry is "14 May 2007", from the USA - April/May 2007 diary.
... a tour diary with forensic detail on all aspects of the current US tour. And a Shoe Competition.
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Waiter: Oh, the toMAYtoes. And how do the tomAYtoes look to you today at this time?
Ben: The tomARtoes look fine
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I am on tour once again with the band called Aqualung. We have discovered this year that for Americans, calling your band Aqualung is equivalent to calling it "Stairway to Heaven", or "The Dark Side of the Moon"
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“Being kept in the thrall of a psychotic singer-songwriter in a tourbus isn't really so different from regular touring. ”
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"my dream is much the same as everyone else's; to be left alone in a bath of money."
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"You play as Ben 'Jack' Hales, a retired Special Ops Commando who is making ends meet playing guitar for pampered rock star Aqualor."
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”If you can hum, you can play the sax, tuba or clarinet -
with Saxxy the synthesizer kazoo!”
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“The door opens and in strides Des O'Connor in a
white and gold silk kimono.”
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“And as I look back at those six days in December, I can say to myself, ‘I have truly lived’”.
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“I was struck this evening by the number of people in the audience wearing glasses.”
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“Hello. I am English. I speak no Italino. I am called Ben and I'm playing the guitar and things with aqualung, who is also my brother.”
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