6/11/2009
Hello, my dear, dear children.
Uncle Matt here. you know - the funny man who sings all those sad songs and then tells peculiar stories....
so. now. then.
Soon i am going to have a very strange few days. On Thursday i am going to write some songs with...
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5/11/2009
Hello my fellow humans.
I am writing this from my space-pod orbiting the earth at a distance of 3 metres.
how small you all look from up here. like ants. oh. those are ants....
anyway, soon I'll be earthbound once more. I will walk amongst the...
Read more 5/2/2009
Tickets are now available for Aqualung's upcoming UK tour!
Jun 18th - Bristol
Jun 19th - Manchester
Jun 20th - Edinburgh
Jun 22nd - Nottingham
Jun 23rd - Birmingham
Jun 24th - Cardiff
Jun 25th - Portsmouth
Jun 28th - London
Read more 4/21/2009
Huzzo,
Noises and Sounds.
Some people can make a convincing trumpet sound with their mouths. Some people can do a giant whistle. Russell Smith from school could belch on request and my son discovered tonight that if he sat on his rubber ducky when the...
Read more 4/3/2009
VH1 recently caught up with Matt at SXSW to chat about his time there. Watch their news roundup from the festival at VH1 online.
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3/12/2009
Hello hello hello.
some people write 'hullo' but I think that this practise is
WRONG. so stop it.
I know it's not considered polite to have any sort of
prescriptive attitudes these days, especially regarding the...
Read more 2/9/2009
Lehho. Hope all is well. Happy New and Many Happy to Me. And Her. I am now
Amazingly Old. Where's all the wisdom I was promised? Ho hum....
This morning I've been listening to music beginning with the letter B. B is
a good one - I've had Bach, Berio and...
Read more 12/24/2008
creatures of the night, creatures of the day - which one are you?
i used to be a NightStalker - all giant eyes and fingertips with sticky pads to help me stick onto trees. nowadays i'm very much a DayDweller - soft fur, wet nose, off-putting scent and the...
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creatures of the night, creatures of the day - which one are you?
i used to be a NightStalker - all giant eyes and fingertips with sticky pads to help me stick onto trees. nowadays i'm very much a DayDweller - soft fur, wet nose, off-putting scent and the...
Read more 12/23/2008
creatures of the night, creatures of the day - which one are you?
i used to be a NightStalker - all giant eyes and fingertips with sticky pads to help me stick onto trees. nowadays i'm very much a DayDweller - soft fur, wet nose, off-putting scent and the...
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creatures of the night, creatures of the day -
which one are you?
i used to be a NightStalker - all giant eyes and
fingertips with sticky pads to help me stick onto trees. nowadays i'm very much
a DayDweller - soft fur, wet nose,...
Read more 11/28/2008
Hi Folks!
While we are waiting for the new shop to be created at aqualung.net, if anybody has any questions regarding current or outstanding orders, please e-mail katie@firstcolumn.co.uk for assistance.
Thanks!
Read more 11/18/2008
NEW Aqualung Ringtones for your phone!
For 7 Keys text "aqualung7a" to 30303
For Arrivals text "aqualung7j" to 30303
For Can't Get You Out Of My Mind text "aqualung7c" to 30303
For On My Knees text "aqualung7f" to 30303
For Mr Universe text...
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9/17/2008
yesterday, i went to the US embassy in london and i wrote this on a small piece of paper:
"I'm just writing this in order to do something with my hands whilst i wait at the US embassy to have my visa interview. It's boring. I wish I'd brought a book....
Read more 8/22/2008
Hello again. It’s me, Matt. I write songs and sing them at people – I did that one, you know… and that other one. How have you been? Really? Ouch.
If you’re at all like me, your head is mostly full of pointless rubbish. In my case several...
Read more 7/22/2008
Don't you just hate it when people leave out of date blogs posted on their front pages for months at an end?
It's like going round someone's house in April and finding cobwebbed Christmas decorations and ancient-old-man's-balls-balloons dangling...
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